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Maine pol: Put those kids to work Child labor panels in Judy Taylor’s mural. A Maine Republican lawmaker’s proposal to roll back the state’s child labor laws turns out to be surprisingly readable. The official summary for “An Act To Enhance Access to the Workplace for Minors” is below. The rest is readily apparent, like the part where they cross out a prohibition...
There’s no trying. There’s do or there’s fucking up royal, and...
In my day job, I spend a lot of time on court websites. On of my favorite things to check is items prohibited from each courthouse. Today I found a new favorite, prohibiting “Excessive clothing beyond what is reasonable for personal use and current weather conditions.”
Instead of taking lemons and making lemonade, they have taken lemons and they...– Rachel Maddow, re: Unemployment Insurance cuts in Michigan.
She couldn’t help it. I guess humans like to watch a little destruction. Sand...– The Book Thief
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J: I think I'm making these cookies bigger than I'm supposed to, but it's okay, as larger cookies are proven to be more delicious.
D: Do you have a study that proves that?
J: Yes, by the Mayo Clinic
J: Care to refute?
D: I'll have to defer to you, as I let my subscription to The Journal of Made-up Studies lapse.
At the pool table
Drunk guy #1: you didn't call that.
Drunk guy #2: yes I did. I said 'hey, watch this'
Dan: It's separate but equal.
Chris: And we know that always turns out well...
It was seriously the best booing I have ever heard, and I am a connossieur of...– Jess (via krisawesome)
Chris: it will be like waco, but even gayer.
Me: wait, gayer than Waco?